The "No Excuses" or "I didn't knooooooooow!" page. Dear parents...you'd be surprised at how many times you or the baby sister get blamed for cleaning bookbags and throwing whole workbooks out!...(I never believe that one...although, having a rotten dog myself, once in a while the "dog/ferret/rabbit/chinchilla/goat ate my homework" may be accepted!)

Kindergarten Entertain your parents with, "I Heard Mr. Turkey Say."